“Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.” — I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
“There isn’t a shortage of developers and designers. There’s a surplus of founders … Close the equity gap, and hiring will get a lot easier.” — Why You Can’t Hire « Startup Boy
“For the record, rumors have been swirling about this mystery buyer for three days; the New York Post’s Peter Vecsey even mentioned “him” squashing last weekend’s three-teamer. If that’s somehow true, I hope he’s reading this — I’d like to become the first writer to call him a moron.” — Bill Simmons on a rumored Hornets “mystery buyer”
“While the information empowers consumers, it terrifies retailers, who increasingly are feeling like showrooms — shoppers come to to check out the merchandise but ultimately decide to walk out and buy online instead.” — Amazon Will Pay Shoppers $5 to Walk Out of Stores Empty-Handed - Tricia Duryee - Commerce - AllThingsD
“I can’t stop you from torrenting; all I can do is politely ask you to pay your five little dollars, enjoy the video, and let other people find it in the same way.” —
I love what he’s doing here. Nice messaging on the buy page :)
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Someone asked the Dalai Lama what surprised him most about humanity and this was his response…
“Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.”
(via rancic)
All my love and support to Giuliana. Good luck tomorrow.
Nets' Mikhail Prokhorov to run for Russian presidency
“It’s what Dan Gilbert and the other Overpayers Anonymous owners will never understand. In professional basketball, history trumps everything else. It’s not just about playing in Los Angeles. It’s about playing for the fucking Lakers.” —
wtf
Welcome @CP3 to LA!