Send me a dumb newsletter that I don’t remember subscribing to with a reply-to of “noreply@dumbnewsletter.com” and an unsubscribe description of:

“If you do not want to receive these DumbNewsletter notifications or would like to change your DumbNewsletter notification settings, login to your DumbNewsletter account, access your Dashboard, click on Member Details then click on Notifications”

I can’t believe I actually went through that process… next time I’m naming names DumbNewsletter…